Remember that old show from the 80s, Battle of the Network Stars? You know, the one where every week C-grade TV stars like Patrick Duffy, Melissa Gilbert, and Scott Baio competed against one another in a giant obstacle course? No? You have no idea what I’m talking about? Ahem. Sorry, I’ll just check my AARP card at the door.
No matter, we all know what an obstacle course is, right? Da